Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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