im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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