I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
she smelled like a LAN party
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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