Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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