I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
ok first of all what the fuck
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Randomize
