im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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