No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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