either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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