I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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