so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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