.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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