I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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