Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I touched a dick in church today
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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