wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
