Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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