last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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