she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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