How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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