we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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