I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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