: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize
