I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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