so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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