So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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