so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Randomize
