He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
