You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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