Life is so much better after having sex.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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