Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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