theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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