Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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