im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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