porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
We need to get me chipped asap
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
