I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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