I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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