is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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