sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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