u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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