I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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