you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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