How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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