What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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