I love black thongs
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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