STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
My breasts were aching with rage.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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