I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Fuck appropriateness.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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