Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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