Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
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