my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Randomize
