idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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