whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
We need a shit load of segways right now
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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