i may or may not be watching the land before time
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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