Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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