I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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