Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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