Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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