I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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